Jordan Carver Brings Out the Big Guns for a Waterside Exhibition

Editors note: some or all of the images in this post have been removed at request of JCM.

We've made it to Friday. I don't know about your week, I mean, we do spy a little on you upscale perverts, but it's been one hell of a week with our upgrade site launch and also this unfortunate case of the itches in the taintal area, but let's just call that a private matter. If you're like us here, you're only a couple or three or none hours into a cocktail ease into a weekend of sports and pretending to be interested in your girlfriend's shammy selections for the guest bedroom (the future guest bedroom, because no man has a real guest bedroom, because even if you do have an extra room, in your mind it's just a gaming room or home theater waiting to happen).

We're pretty mindless when it comes to celebrating Friday and any old big funbags always serve their purpose. But today, thanks to Jordan Carver and this wet and wooly lakeside photoshoot, we don't just have any old plump melons, we have some of nature's (and nature's helpers) finest duo of milkers from anywhere on this blue planet. And it's giving me an idea for a brand new cocktail. Enjoy.

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