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Eva Longoria Sexy Visual Gifts at Noble Gift Gala

Let me say this first, I'm a little put off by the fact that Eva Longoria has returned precisely none of my many letters requesting the opportunity to overpopulate the planet with her in these next several years. Though I have always suspected that unexpected paychecks, windfall tax refunds, and naughty letters from super sexy celebrities are among the U.S. mail not being properly forwarded to me since my last move (though the bills seems to keep finding me).

At this past weekend's Noble Gift Gala in Jolly Old, Eva Longoria simply stole the prize for hottest among hotties, the tutto di tutti sextastico, by just standing, smiling, and reminding all of us how fun it is to be a guy. I think it's quite possible that Eva has gotten even hotter since her divorce from Tony Parker earlier this year, in fact, I know it's possible.

You're just now entering your prime, Eva. Please, answer my letters, these babies are not going to make themselves. Enjoy.

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