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Chrissy Teigen Agrees to Marry John Legend; We Agree to Wallow In Her Formerly Single Hotness

Ever since we laid ogling eyes upon Thai-Norwegian hottie, Chrissy Teigen, well, we've been smitten to the point of locking ourselves in the closet with her 2010 SI Swimsuit spread and crying tears like only real men can.

Now, we shed another tear, as super-licious Chrissy has been officially taken off the market by, of course, a rock star. John Legend, you better be good to Chrissy, and may the words, 'Honey, isn't that photoshoot a bit too risque' never ever come out of your mouth. Song boy, you sing. Let the hot wife be super hot.

Congratulations, Chrissy.

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