Today is the final day of us defending Britney Spears on her probably final world tour. Yes, she packed on some lbs. since her last intercontinental music adventure. Yes, she also went nuts during that time period, handed over control of her life to a paparazzo, got all kinds of legal nightmares started, and definitely watched more View than she did ab crunches, but as far as working the stage with the voice-over the pre-recorded track with that little headset microphone and the rump and belly and cleavage baring costumes — Britney still has some veteran skills to bring to bear. Not quite yet like watching grandma after a few too many Pink Ladies hitting the karaoke stage. Not quite.
In Puerto Rico over the weekend, Britney Spears strutted about the stage on the very last leg of her six month Femme Fatale tour that seemed to at least please texting teens and a few glory day moms in dozens of different languages all around the world. You may not get it, but it did get got done. Enjoy.