Someday, somewhere, somehow, I'm going to be nominated for Person of the Year for something. I can feel my destiny. But, once again last night, I was denied even a simple nomination for the Latin Recording Academy's Person of the Year Awards gala. Still, I hold no grudges, being that I'm neither Latin, a Record Artist, or much of a good citizen. Plus, the event itself brought together a robust list of Latina hotties which included the world's hottest midget and recently Hollywood starred, Shakira, vastly underrated hottie Paulina Rubio, the sultry boobtastic Paula Fernandez, and Univision sexy mama, Satcha Pretto. Los mas bonitas. Disfruta.