READER FINDS: Lucy Pinder and Rhian Sugden Share a Bath, Alessandra Torresani and Miley Cyrus Nipple Slips, Christy Turlington Classic Topless, Sara Jean Underwood Fires Her Guns, and Much More

 

It’s that time of the week again, blessed Friday and blessedly bountiful amounts of the seedy yet fantastic contributions from the kindly, highly educated, and always fresh smelling readers of Egotastic! No website on this planet has a more thoughtfully perverted audience than Egotastic!, and I will testify to that in the court of all things sacred, like binge drinking with college co-eds.

Our biggest ever Reader Finds includes Lucy Pinder and Rhian Sugden in the same bathtub (the dream of all dreams), a double dose of nip slips courtesy of Alessandra Torresani and Miley Cyrus, Christy Turlington classic nekkid magazine pics, Sara Jean Underwood mighty butt shots, Kelly Brook in hot lingerie, Adriana Lima exhibiting her lady nest on stage, Clare Grant striking a nekkid pose, Moncia Bellucci stunning as ever, Romola Garia topless on the little screen, Jennifer Lorthrop topless on the big screen, Marsha Thomason on the toilet, amaybe Kelly Kelly taking a leak in a sink (yeah, we know), and the final final topless shot outtakes from Peta Todd. So much bad goodness it’s utterly smile inducing.


Lucy Pinder and Rhian Sugden Bathtub TwitpicWell, thankee thankee to ‘Doug W.’ for providing us a non-nude, but still quite glorious double shot of the amazingly hot Lucy Pinder and her equally luscious blonde cohort, Rhian Sugden, bubble bathing together with another woman (I wish was me, I mean, as a man, baby) after a long day of pimping out at this year’s Modball Rally. Honestly, the notion of sharing a tub with these two nekkid ladies is too much for the polite gentleman to put down in words, but were I forced to, I’d simply say, ‘Thanks’.


Alessandra Torresani Nipple SlipAlessandra Torresani doesn’t get enough love. I mean, sure, there’s the incredibly undying faptastic lust factor from her fanboy following, but I don’t think her bodily appeal has spread as far and wide and certainly deep as warranted. Well, thank to Egotastic! SuperFan ‘Noah M.’, we have a nice promo shot of Alessandra, in her standard cosplay get up, and her not so standard nipple slip, to bring her visual treats into the hearts and minds of millions of more gentleman oglers.


Miley Cyrus Nipple Slip on HalloweenAnd, not to be outslipped, ‘Noah M.’ (and a bunch of others of you) doubled down on wardrobe malfunctions with this recall of Miley Cyrus Halloween night party pictures, only this time the young diva with the gravel-toned melodies can be seen flashing just a hint of the ole’ Cyrus nipple, taking this photo from just oddity, to memorable oddity and a definitely All Hallowed Saint’s Eve night treat.


Christy Turlington Vogue Hommes PhotoshootMan, of man, I’ve lusted after Christy Turlington since just about the times my inherited family jewels fell into their permanent place of resting, and going back a good ways, I feel justified why. Kudos to ‘Jacob’ for these classic pictorial photos featuring the young model Christy during the blossoming of her career, when she was helping many a young man to blossom as well. Undoubtedly delicious.


Sara Jean Underwood Shoots a Machine GunSara Jean Underwood is near perfect in oh so many ways. But throw in some assault weapons, and, well EgoReader ‘Buckley R.’ knows damn well he’s hitting our soft spot with these butt shots of the hotty-totty little former Playboy model. I just want to give a medal to the inventor of the stretch pants for women, not to mention the person who invented the thong, and all my money to the first hot girl who combined them together for the first time. Simply outstanding.


Kelly Brook Ultimo Lingerie PhotoshootIn another mighty combo category, Kelly Brook and anything lingerie. These shots of Kelly for Ultimo lingerie just make us want to undress her one seam at a time. When ridiculously hot bodies meet little bits of silk and lace, our hearts go pitter patter, and our other organs react in similar fashion. Gracias to ‘Arturo M.’ for this mighty mighty find.


Adriana Lima in See-Through PantiesWell, I thought we’d seen everything when it came to the 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, but leave it to ‘Kurt S.’ to dig just a little bit deeper and dig up these photos which seem to reveal the super secret special lady nest of super hottie Adriana Lima coming down the runway in full pageantry and lingerie wardrobe. It’s hard to say exactly how touched or not these photos may be, but it is safe to say they will leave you heavily touched yourself.


Clare Grant Poses for PlayboyEgoReader ‘Tim D’ knows that Selena Gomez isn’t the only Hollywood hottie hooked up with a man half her size and stature. Clare Grant, wife of the diminutive Seth Green, is one statuesque model and actress hottie, and featured nekkid from her infamous pictorial shoot, she is absolutely goddess like. Why do tall women love short men in Hollywood? To be honest, I’m not sure they have much choice.


Monica Bellucci Simon Hawk PhotoshootMonica Bellucci is never not hot. And in this Simon Hawk photoshoot uncovered by ‘Tito Mas’, she continues to prove this statement true. The 40-something beauty just takes you right into her world with the eyes, the body, the veteran sextastic that just begs you to imagine you, Monica, and a rented Italian villa by the sea that strictly enforces a no-clothing policy that you and Monica politely oblige. At least that’s what I’m imagining at the moment. Thanks, Tito.


Romola Garai in The Crimson Petal and the White CapI must admit, Romola Garai is new to me. But ‘Angelica M.’ seems to have a super duper Sapphic love crush on the fair-haired actress often featured in BBC historical dramas, and seen here topless in The Crimson Petal and the White. Who are we to argue with lust crushes, especially when we’re starting to develop one for Romola ourselves.


Jennifer Lothrop in Love Her MadlyJennifer Lorthrop is another new addition to the Egotastic! family, courtesy of her not so secret admirer, ‘Jeff W.’, who recently caught her movie, Love Her Madly, on DVD, and instantly decided to sell his chicken ranch so that he could buy a ring to propose the here and there veteran TV actress. You could do much worse for yourself than living out your days in a shared bedroom with this blonde Texas hottie.


Marsha Thomas on the ToiletThis next one is just plain weird, and certainly un-authenticated, but Egotastic! fan ‘Sir D.’ claims that this here is a picture of Lost cast member, Marsha Thomason, relieving herself on the potty. Hmm. Hmm. It just very well could be. I mean, it does look like Marsha. And, despite common TV and movie logic, even hot women do have to go to the bathroom from time to time, so we say, just have some fun with this one.


Kelly Kelly Allegedly Peeing in a SinkIf the shot of Marsha was a double Hmm. This could be our first trip Hmm ever. ‘David R.’ huffed and puffed his way into this Reader Find that he claims is pro wrestling diva Kelly Kelly in one of those party pics you really regret ever taking when you sober up. The classic girl pissing in the sink shot. We’re not sure if this is really Kelly Kelly, you can be the judge, but we are quite certain that what happens in Vegas is supposed to stay in Vegas, and for good and golden reasons.


Peta Todd Final ZOO Photoshoot OuttakesAnd, last, but certainly not lease, kudos to ‘Todd B.’ for finding some additional outtakes topless pictures of the ever-hot Peta Todd from her final ever shoot for Zoo magazine. It made us cry just a bit with sadness, but that was quickly overcome by drooling and other indications of excitement that quickly overshadowed our tears in terms of humiliating experiences for a man. Enjoy.