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On the eleventh day of the eleventh month of the eleventh year of the millennium (or is this the twelfth year of the millennium?), you readers have delivered unto Egotastic! another utterly and randomly delightful air-drop of the celebrity skintastic that can only be described as Hodgepodge Hotness. It’s really a revelation each week to see what arrives at our doorstep wrapped in a plain brown wrapper.
This week’s Reader Finds includes Kelly Kelly flashing some star-covered funbags, Geri Halliwell in a maybe this is her classic topless find, G-rated Taylor Swift getting all kinds of PG-rated, Olivia Wilde revealing her hotness in some personal pics by the ex-husband, Jessica Wright in a delicious magazine spread, Jesica Herenu in a Sudamericana passion-inducing pictorial, a 20-year salute to Price is Right model hottie, Dian Parkinson, a much clearer version of sultry Bianca Kajlich in her topless cinematic venture from this past summer, and a rather revealing spread of Jessie Wallace from EastEnders. A treasure trove of Tinsel Town ta-tas.
Oh, Kelly Kelly. How you have body-slammed your way into our hearts this past week or so, and, now, thanks to Egotastic! reader ‘Matt C.’, we have so much more of your amazing bikini body to ogle. Is Kelly Kelly the next Stacy Keibler? Perhaps. Either way, just a tad bit hotter than Sensation Sherri (R.I.P.)
Well, categorize this under the ‘we’re not really sure of the authenticity but these sure do look familiar’ label; Gerri Halliwell in some definitely barely legal exposed photos we believe originally hail from a modeling test she did as an older teen. Muchos thanks to ‘Dan K.’ for this submission of Ginger Spice before she really took root (get it? because ginger is… never mind). Either way, a delicious taste of toplessness.
Taylor Swift is never nekkid. We’re pretty convinced that she bathes, showers, and makes the sweet sexy fully-clad, or at least some type of covering body suit. Still, this super clean and wholesome girl occasionally flashes just a bit of the traditional skin and sexy, which is why we are thankful this holiday season for ‘Patrick R.’ contributing this candid pic of Taylor Swift, and a fan, flashing her bikini top beneath her see-through top. It’s not quite a Blake Lively peep show, but for Taylor, this is downright shocking.
We sure do lust Olivia Wilde, cankles and all. When EgoReader ‘Gary’ sent us these private pics of Olivia Wilde apparently courtesy of her ex-husband’s personal photography hobby, well, we just had to take some time to revel in her wholesome bikini hotness. She really is a gorgeous creature.
We missed Jessica Wright at The Only Way is Essex wrap party the other evening. But, thanks to SuperFan ‘Este J.’, we can devour some young Britty reality star hotness courtesy of Front magazine, in this more than amazing ode to boobtastic spreads. Thanks for sharing, Este.
Let me tell you something, the Sudamericana’s take their hotties very seriously, and lest you ever tell them that one is sexier than the other, you will start a war of some kind. So, the minute we talk up one Argentinean sultry Latina, we get so many letters demanding justice. In this case, ‘Arturo M.’ demands, by way of Maxim Argentina, that the Egotastic! world give props to his virtual girlfriend, Jesica Herenu, who’s fine features we’ve featured before, but, can you ever get enough hot bodied topless Argentineans? Nay, my friend, you can not.
Has it really been 20 years since Price is Right model hottie and elderly Bob Barker downlow girlfriend, Dian Parkinson posed in her infamous Playboy pictorial, caused a firestorm, then left the show accusing Bob of banging her beaver then leaving her high and dry? Yes, according to Egotastic! reader ‘Jerry H.’ who still cries out ‘Lower!’ when he sees a washer and dryer in the store window for only ‘$599″.
One of our favorite skinematic moments this past summer was the long anticipated flesh puppy reveal by darkly hot Bianca Kajlich in 30 Minutes or Less. Now, thanks to EgoAddict ‘Nick F.’, we finally have some super clear and well-lit photos of stripper-playing Bianca grinding on Danny McBride in the rather surprisingly funny movie.
And last, but most definitely not least (never is), look what Egotastic! fan Simon P. found when out and about, this rather candid photo of Jessie Wallace from the EastEnders believed to be published by her boyfriend back in the day, and Jessie certainly looks like a rather willing photographic accomplice by the looks of her, um, er, spread. Thanks a bunch, Simon, for your nose for the newsworthy. Enjoy.