30 seconds. That's how long Mariah Yeater claimed her encounter with Lesbian Singer Smurf lasted backstage before he popped his wee cork. I have to admit, that part at least sounded plausible.
Sadly, the clown circus around the clown circus seems to be about dead as the unevenly-brained fingerer of Justin Bieber seems to be backing down from her half-minute of baby making claim. On a more positive not, she did take some sexy pictures of her we can share with you. What better way to end fifteen minutes of fame than with some almost-raunchy self-pics? Enjoy.