The judge today sent Lindsay Lohan packing her bags for the Big House (of slippery awesome lesbionic soapy time fun just like in the movies!) on a sentence of 30 days and ordered her to finish her community service at the County Morgue where even the cadavers stood up and insisted Lindsay fix her meth-y teeth.
Of course, celebrity justice being what it is, looks like Lindsay might only service a total of six days in the pen. Shouldn’t delay her Playboy shoot for too long.
Read all about the judge’s order sending Lindsay back to jail on TMZ.