That’s it. We’re no longer referring to Lauren Stoner as the girlfriend of Michael Bay, her intensely hot body and repeated bikini picture shows on the beaches in Miami have more than earned her the right to be known as simply Lauren Stoner, sextastic model and, um, actress, and, well, just look at that body. Lauren could definitely use a sandwich or two, but, dayum, that bikini butt. Like a false idol for worship.
Welcome to Egotastic! as your own woman, Lauren Stoner. Now, be advised, we will be expecting the next step in your revealing progress. Enjoy.