They seemed like such a perfect couple. It was just six years ago that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher were freshly married, showing off their shiny new Kabbalah bracelets, and laughing off the cougar jokes. Aww, shucks, those cheating hearts. Well, we did call this breakup six weeks ago, so, no surprises there. Demi, call me if you need a shoulder or other body parts to cry on.