READER FINDS: Angelina Jolie Classic Tape Job, Nicole Scherzinger Upskirt, Sophie Howard Topless, Sofia Vergara See-Through, Heather Locklear Classic Bikinis, and Much More

 

Our favorite time of the week is upon us, not just Friday, with a mere hours to go until the quitting bell rings and we yabba-dabba-doo our way to the break room for Friday afternoon Two Buck Chuck, but the time we sort through the assemblage of fleshtastic submissions of sexy celebrities submitted by our very own and beloved readers (with above average education I might add — we’ve been studied on this front!)

This week’s edition of reader submitted finds includes a fuller set of those naughty boob tape photos of Angelina Jolie purportedly taken by then hubby Bill Bob Thornton, a brief glimpse up the X-Factor skirt of Nicole Scherzinger, Britty bombshell Sophie Howard flashing her amazing melons, Sofia Vergara nipples for show, Heather Locklear in a bikini from her just breaking into showbiz days, Emily Ratajkowsk from iCarly showing her fully exposed topside, and mo’ mo’ mo pictures of Angel McCord sans bra in the Chemistry TV series.



Angelina Jolie Billy Bob Thornton PhotoshootAngelina Jolie used to be freaky fun and hot, now she’s still pretty damn hot, but mostly taking care of her 17 children from 11 continents and being the U.N. Ambassador for Super Important Stuff. But, back in the day, she was the erotically weird model nymphette who did things like let her husband Billy Bob Thornton snap photos of her in various oddly sexually suggestive modes, with the now classic nipple tape cross-sectioning her delightful bosom. A shame. But thanks to Egotastic! fan ‘Raymond B.’ for this artful contribution.


Nicole Scherzinger X Factor UpskirtThere’s only one reason to really snap around to the X-Factor, I mean, unless you like a good cry and lots of quick camera cuts with rousing music, namely, Nicole Scherzinger and her exotic hotness. Muchos Kudos to ‘Adam S.’ for spotting a brief but definite upskirt moment in one of the interview videos from last week’s episode. Can’t make out too much, but certain a window onto the wonderment world.


Sophie Howard in CKM MagazineEvery now and then I get a letter from a reader asking me why we so often show glamour model Sophie Howard. They ask if I love her, if I’m infatuated, if I want to make many babies with her. Then another letter, like the ReaderFind from ‘Bill B.’ arrives showing tremendously hot photos of Sophie on the beach and I realize my answers to the previous emailer is ‘Yes, yes, and yes!’. Oh, how I’d love to be the farmer who awakens before dawn to milk those amazing udders.


Sofia Vergara at the People en Español EventAs EgoReader ‘Dorus V.’ points out ever so correctly, while we constantly ogle the delightfully delicious knockers of hottie Sofia Vergara, we very rarely get a glimpse past her bikini tops or tops to the Vergara nips. Well, thanks to Dorus we now have a glimpse at the peckable tips of some of the very best mature boobtastic in all of Hollywood these days. So epically edible.


Heather Locklear Harry Langdon PhotoshootHeather Locklear was one of the original TV blonde hotties, back even 30 years ago now. Muchos muchos gracias to ‘Hector S.’ for his submission of these quite classic early 80′s look at the just starting TJ Hooker era Locklear. Like going back into a time machine to see the great potential that was to unleashed on television, and into the hands of men everywhere.


Emily Ratajkowski in Treats MagazineEmily Ratajkowski, man I hope I spelled that right, is an actress of not great renowned, although she was on a number of iCarly episodes as some annoying teen girlfriend I am told, and these days at 19, more of a model really, and in these Treats magazine finds from ‘Brendan B.’, Emily gets all kinds of artistically topless, flashing an iRack that is really something special to behold. It’s not quite Miranda Cosgrove topless, but that will come (we hope).


Angel McCord in ChemistryAnd last, but certainly not least, a number of you, including ‘harashkupo’ and ‘Jeff W.’ got all up in arms after we posted some quite seriously sexy topless stills of Angel McCord from episode 8 of the Cinemax TV show, Chemistry, when we had yet to show you equally naughty pictures from episode 7. Oh, faux pas. Our bad. Now rectified with boobs. Boobs do make everything better. Enjoy.