Miranda Kerr Uses Her Newly Chiseled MILF Body to Promote the Ultimate Fantasy

Yeah, I’d hire the ridiculously sexy now MILF Miranda Kerr to pimp my bras too. Heck, I’d hire her to stain my back porch if she promised to wear short shorts and uses my place to wash up. The mere idea that some guy at Victoria’s Secret gets slapped on the back and promoted for coming up with the idea of using Miranda Kerr to pimp lingerie is mind-boggling. It’s the most obvious combination in the world. Super hot model. Sexy little underthings. Wham-o.

Just like last night in New York where the Aussie wonder was touting and pouting and using her super newly curved body to push and pander the Fantasy Ultimate Bra, which is ironic since the Egotastic! audience knows full well that the Ultimate Fantasy is to remove that bra from Miranda Kerr and leer and drool. Nevertheless, expect sales to go through the roof, just from my own purchases here today alone. How many bras is too much for one man to keep in his secret closet? We’ll find out someday I suppose. Enjoy.

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