As you know, Kendall Jenner, and to some extent her sister, Kylie Jenner, carry with them the tremendous burden of the next-gen of Kardashian pimped out she-bot destiny. Fresh off a round of 90210 chop and cut, Kris Jenner has developed a long term plan for both girls, Kendall especially, that will make the mountains of money she’s Hoovered in courtesy of her first set of mindless KK’s seem like a pittance. We’ve been working behind the scenes to Free Kendall Jenner from the Kardashian Family compound in Calabasas, sort of a new age New Jack City, knowing full well that Kendall’s older, dumpier half-sisters will not take being bumped down the pimp line with a gentle response. Blades will be sharpened.
As Kendall gets taller, thinner, and more attractive than the original models, there’s precious little time left to save her from becoming another 24×7 pimpstress.