Now, you know how I feel about Hollywood remaking perfectly awfully-great films of the past just to turn a fresh buck on a classic title. Well, I feel underwhelmed. Kind of like when the toilet-paper came out of the bra on my prom date, the formerly busty Eva Barnes-Marie. Watching my second-base awesomeness dwindle down to a chestal plain that resembled a topographical map of the state of Kansas on that fateful night, I realized that there is some inherent value in originals, less so in dolled up knockoffs. Woe be the man who tries to out-cheese Kevin Bacon.
All of which is irrelevant today, because the craptastic Footloose remake did lead to some awesomeness, notably in the red carpet premiere hotness of Footloose actress and Seacrest beard, Julianne Hough, along with Ashley Tisdale who just showed up because she’s got a killer body and needs places to show it off, and ever-young-hottie Victoria Justice who looked all kinds of ready to be the mother of my next round of illegitimate babies, it was quite the sexy-studded event. So, in summary, mindless creative Hollywood reboots — poo, trifecta of hot celebs decked out for the premiere — quite nice. Enjoy.