Jessica Donaldson, The Cali Waitress Royal Booty Call for Prince Harry When Visiting the States

This one, he got a princely racket
Got some big seal upon his jacket

Just when I was starting to fall in lust with British lingerie model and all-around hottie Florence Brudenell-Bruce (and learning how to spell her name), Prince Harry goes and shacks up at the Marriott Courtyard for a couple nights with Jessica Donaldson, a San Diego bikini-topped waitress and did what two crazy kids do at a Marriott Courtyard, and that isn’t enjoying the complimentary breakfast buffet in the lobby. I can’t say as I blame Prince Harry, what with his princely position allowing him to pick up chicks around the globe on a whim, throw in his ‘I’m here on military training exercises’ pickup line and the Windsor family name, and you’re going to get a lot of tail.

Sure, we guys are all princes in our own way, but only Harry’s got it written on his no-limit Amex card, and that makes a ton of difference. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out a bigger photo set of Prince Harry’s new waitress babe, Jessica Donaldson, at Celebuzz.)

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