Happy to be in Paris, Ms. Biel? Oh, you bet she is.
Like so many Hollywood hotties this week, Jessica Biel bought herself a one-way ticket to haute couture land in what we can only hope will be many upskirt possibilities as she sits in the front row of many fashion shows and politely applauds at all the craptastic clothes coming down the runway aboard some very hot blank-staring models. Personally, we’d like to see Jessica do some modeling of her own, in my own fashion line I’m debuting this season, called The Birthday Suit collection. Oh, to see Jessica nekkid in the Fall. It would carry me through the winter quite warm. Cockles and all. Enjoy.