Well, you asked for it — I mean, you didn’t really ask for it, but here it is, the beach bikini photoshoot of the now seventeen year old scandalous bride, Courtney Stodden, recently and quite purposefully made (in)famous by her nuptial union with 51-year old sort of actor, Doug Hutchison, of whom she said on their wedding night, kept her ‘arroused for 24 hours straight’. Honestly, that just sounds like a lot of work.
Well, I’d like to look past the perhaps disturbing combination of a reality TV nation gone mad and legalized statutory rape and just focus on the simple little country girl in the maxi-padded-bikini and high heels on the beach, flashing her spray-tanned beaver dam, her painted on abs, and, well, the rest of her body description remains between me and my priest and Courtney’s P.R. agent who graciously doles out cheesecake pictures of her teen Mrs. client. Enjoy.