You knew there was no way that 17 going on 40 Courtney Stodden wasn’t going to take the tartiest holiday of the year and tart it up just a little bit more. The self-proclaimed singer slash underaged wife slash girl who got kicked out of the pumpkin patch for showing too much pumpkin held nothing back in the intellectually challenged trailer park hooker look department including one oversized phallus-shaped lollipop just to remind you of her statutory rape type marriage to the unemployed actor from Lost. Will this tragic display of trick or treat trampitude hurt Courtney in her MTV reality show question? Nope, it’ll only help. Enjoy.