Battle Skanky Gourds: Courtney Stodden vs. Shauna Sand at the Pumpkin Patch

Wow, it really was like watching Obi Wan and Luke this weekend at the pumpkin patch, where half of Hollywood’s D-list came to pick their autumnal orange for the cameras, and this year, even the ever-questionably dressed Shauna Sand found some competition in the corrupting kids at the park when what would seem to be her young new apprentice, Courtney Stodden, showed up to flash half her oddly-mature teen body to the G for Gourd rated audience at the family fun center.

Shauna Sand was kidding herself if she thought a skin-tight white dress hugging her boobtastic form would win the day, so she artfully threw in a front bending upskirt flash for the dads at the patch, just to remind them who owns the title of raunchiest urban farm visitor each year. But do not count out the 17-going-on-XXX Courtney Stodden who wants to be famous so badly, she can taste it (and probably often has), baring all kinds of country muffin skin.

Trick or Trick? Enjoy.

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