If you've had no other reason to dislike George Clooney before, then the time is now. Stacy Keibler as your rebound chick after dumping Elisabetta Canalis? Out of this world, a girl-dump-to-new-girl flight of Icarus proportions. Oh, yes, we do get jealous, especially after seeing these new Stacy Keibler bikini pictures shot over the weekend. Those legs, that body, holy unfairness. Clooney! Enjoy.
(We threw in even more Stacy Keibler hotness pictures from over the weekend, just to drive ourselves even crazier with the green-eyed monster.)