Honestly, there’s not a strong correlation between guys who like to watch zoftig cable news hosts dancing to World War II era ditties and dudes who like to see women’s bare boobs. We’ve extrapolated the numbers. It’s close to zero. So, likely, most of you did not catch the eye-popping, fleshy wave of least resistance last night on Dancing With the Stars when Headline News self-promoting legal numbskull, Nancy Grace, had one of her Velveeta stuffed funbags nearly pop straight out of her dance costume.
Many people who feel a need to make points this morning are pointing out the hypocrisy of all the controversy surrounding Chaz Bono’s new baby-peen while little more than a bemused chuckle is being raised this morning over Nancy Grace flashing her well past the Sell By Date right milker. This is the rousing debate you must engage if you watch Dancing With the Stars. It’s pornography, for the lady-folk. Enjoy.