I'll say this for Lindsay Lohan and her campaign to compile the most random and freaky list of upper body sexy partners in one month, a list that includes her own mom, a fellow rehab graduate slash married hotelier, and, now, the German fashion dude who just gave Lindsay a job (and for which she might just be returning that job favor) -- as long as she has her lips involved in or wrapped around various bodily orifices, that's time not spent imbibing harmful liquids, smokes, powders, or vapors. So, I see this entire smooch campaign as one roundabout and unusual 'get clean' program. Enjoy.
Updated Lindsay Getting It On News: There may be yet another dude from last night in Paris (that sounds like a porn) where Lindsay looked pretty hot in red with yet another lust interest. Check out the photos.