Kristen Stewart Turns Snow White Into An Emo Smoker Battle Chick

The world has been crying out for a great twist on the Snow White fairly tale (can’t you just hear the crying out?) and Universal has delivered by casting the never-to-smile, angst-ridden Kristen Stewart as the chain smoking, chain-mail wearing Snow White in Snow White and The Huntsman, with Snow now on a quest to kill the Evil Queen. (By the way, if you have not noticed, the latest Hollywood rework-old-ideas story laziness has been the swiping and rebooting of classic children’s fairytales into adult stories.)

I kind of like this actually. No, not Hollywood being bereft of original ideas, but the blank distant staring Kristen Stewart as a bad-ass warrior princess out to go kick the shizz out of some other mean bitch. It feels very real to me for some reason. Enjoy.

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