Kendall Jenner On the Run in Her New Mercedes; Texting Her Way to Freedom

Casting aside new laws regarding texting and driving, not to mention really driving without a license, Kendall Jenner, the heir apparent to the Kardashian pimpitude fortune made her way out of the Calabasas compound in her brand new Mercedes G-Wagon, rumored to be equipped with a state of the art GPS tracking device, with the receiver end having been surgically implanted directly into Kris Jenner's taintal area, so she can literally feel when The Merchandisable One leaves Zion.

Kendall, sweetheart, meet us at location Alpha. We'll be waiting with the chopper.

Don't forget to join our efforts to FREE KENDALL JENNER!

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