As you may know, super hot super model Edita Vilkeviciute has agreed to marry me and make me the happiest man on the planet. Well, I mean, she hasn’t exactly agreed to do so aloud, or in writing, or by any traditional means of communication, but I can read between the lines of restraining orders and Interpol warnings well enough to know when I’m receiving an ‘I do’.
I tell you this, if Edita thinks she’s going to throw me off my lust-induced nuptial leanings by posing in some skimpy bikinis for Victoria’s Secret, she’s quite off track. These sensationally hot swimsuit pictures have only renewed my commitment to embrace this sextastic Lithuanian in a lifetime of matrimony, or, at least one wedding night full of games involving preserved jams and jellies. Edita, please, return my calls, this cat and mouse chase deserves to end with a happy pus…well, you know. Enjoy.