Well, hello, old friend.
We were wondering what our very favorite Jersey Girl was up to, so we sent a letter by way of homing pigeon to Diana Falzone in her fantabulous Big Apple loft and what came back, well, four very delicious photos of the multi-media hottie. At any given time, the uber-busy Diana has like thirty-seven jobs, primarily reporting and dispensing valuable life advice to women who are ready to hear the truth, and to men who will stop ogling Diana long enough to actually pay attention. She's like a Dr. Phil with a body that could shipwreck fleets (I've seen Dr. Phil in a gym locker room before, trust me, there's no comparison). And, we're fortunate enough today to see Diana in a bathing suit her parents would've grounded her for the entire summer for wearing to the local pool.
Thanks for the update the way we like them best, Diana. Enjoy.