Selena Gomez and Victoria Justice Lead the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards Parade of Hotties Who Can’t Really Sing

(Note: we’ll be updating photos throughout the evening as the event continues)

30-years old and still pimping the craptastic. No, not me. MTV, and their long running Video Music Awards, which I think held some musical merit when the channel actually used to run music videos, but now that they are primarily dedicated to the exploration of dysfunctional teens drinking brew, throwing down, and getting knocked up, I’m not exactly sure what we’re supposed to make of their annual dog and pony and Snooki show.

Still, they do manage to bring out the young hot faux diva talent, including the likes of Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, Demi Lovato, Jessie J, Kelly Rowland, Britney Spears, Beyonce (just announced she’s preggo), Katy Cocktease, the financially wed Kim Kardashian, Amber Rose, Katie Holmes, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, J-Woww, Zoe Saldana, and Maria Menounos, the latter of whom I think just showed up cause she’s smoking hot and got invited. Fair enough. Enjoy.

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