Oh, to be a shark in waters filled with young hottie Sara Paxton splashing about in a bikini. I think I might just give up seals altogether. But in the craptasically anticipated Shark Night 3D, you get a whole lot of the Hebrew School hottie flashing her delicious cleavage and booty and all-around sextastic, so alluring, the sharks in the movie evolve from the sea to fresh water lakes just to get a bite of Sara Paxton chum. Mmm. Enjoy.