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Megan Fox Stokes the Sexy Fires of Comeback in Elle of the Orient
Well, these aren't exactly daisy fresh, but anything Megan Fox is more than enough to float my armada of lust, including these additions to her earlier Elle magazine shoot that just showed up in the Chinese edition of the magazine that my cousin's girlfriend's best friend's aunt let me borrow. She's not Chinese herself, but steals like shizz from every beauty parlor and doctor's office she ever visits.
These new pictures are an omen of sorts, a sign that the uber-sexy Megan Fox is getting set to relaunch herself on the world; I can just feel it deep in my super-brunette sextastic sensory regions. And I think it's going to be quite awesome. Enjoy.