Sometimes, I wonder what it would be like to be a little boy from Malawi, whisked from my sub-Saharan lean-to home to be raised under the wizened care of Madonna, living in castles and flying around on private jets, and, now, vacationing along the elite resorts in the South of France with older sister, Lourdes Leon. Hmm, older sister, Lourdes. She's not little Lourdes anymore. The Material Girl heir apparent continues her slow, but inevitable rise to international stardom in some pursuit I will never understand, something like style or design or fashion or art or something. It's on, it's most definitely on. Enjoy.
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