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Lindsay Lohan, Camilla Belle Lead List of Hotness for Coldplay
Just one guitar, slung way down low
Was a one way ticket, only one way to go
Remember when you were a kid and you thought that if you were in a band you'd get all the hot girls and everybody kind of laughed at you but then it turned out to be totally true? Yeah, well I remember trying to play guitar, bass, drums, sax, harmonica, and even down to tambourine and finally just me and the triangle with which I could almost count a beat. Nada. Nobody would let me in their stupid band.
Had I been successful, perhaps I could have had sexy celebrities lining up by the line-ful to come see me perform, like Coldplay did last night in L.A. that brought out a bevy of babes, including Lindsay Lohan, Camilla Belle, Amber Lancaster, Kate Bosworth and a bunch of other sexy-butted Hollywood girls I'm just too jealous too mention. Enjoy.
Lead photo credit: X17.com