LeAnn Rimes is still figuring out this whole ‘new body’ thing, and we’re right there with her, documenting every step of her process to find just the right new anatomical structure. The formerly chubby-cheeked young country star spends much of her time these days along the beaches of the world, flashing her overly trim physique and her salt-water boobtastic, all of which seems to have hit a head this past weekend during her 29th birthday celebration. Tons of skin on display from LeAnn, including a pretty epic bit of sideboob, some noteworthy cleavage both on and off the beach, and what can only be described as a Festival of the Asstastic as LeAnn seemed to be cleaning up the entire beach, one bent-over pickup at a time. This woman confounds me with her female body parts, and I’m not even sure they belong to her. Enjoy.
(Big birthday shoutout to Egotastic Reader ‘Ryan S.’ down in the Lonestar State. For his birthday, once more, Ryan would like to lose his virginity. Last year, he got himself a Craigslist massage specialist who kicked him in the bobos and stole his money. Stay strong, little buddy, this is your year.)