It’s really all come down to this — the motherf**king boat. The cruiser. The watercraft. The yacht parked off the shores of Saint Tropez. You get yourself one of those multi-million dollar badboys and you are off to the races with the ladies. I figure, one little big toy boat is all that’s standing between me, my long time fantasies, and a blissful refractory period staring lovingly into the disappointed eyes of scores of sexy celebrity women.
Case in point, Kate Moss, add one yacht, and off comes the top for a plunge into the blue waters off the starboard side of the floating moneybag. Mmm, much celebrity boobtastic awaits the financially savvy seaman. Enjoy.