Oh, my, my, Miranda Kerr. I didn’t think it possible, but I believe you have become even hotter what with your reproducing skills engaged, even if you absentmindedly left me off the list of physically demonstrative potential donors and chose that dude who was once in a couple pirate flicks. That’s all in the past now, and the present is all about your hotness. Seen here pimping the shizz out of some skincare product Down Under, the Victoria’s Secret uber-sextastic model even looked amazing while dressed. You know I don’t make that kind of statement lightly. Enjoy.