Okay, hear me out on this. A. I love girls who surf. Who doesn't? There's something hot about girls who love to get wet and brave the ocean blue. B. Helen Hunt, yes, Helen Hunt, is on our list of names you guys send me from time to time expressing your old-school fetishy crushes. Sometimes, passions can not be properly explained with words. Hence, say hello to Helen Hunt hanging ten in Hawaii, in a bikini that is about as scantily clad as you will ever see Helen, and, well, if Helen is your thing, I am very happy for you today. There are no judgements on Egotastic!, just love. Enjoy.