Halle Berry So (Sexy) Angry Her Boob Almost Falls Out

There are all kinds of mad. There’s punch-your-roommate-who-uses-a-vacuum-cleaner kind of mad. And there’s the I-will-eat-expired-cheese-when-I-damn-well-please kind of mad. And there’s the what-do-you-mean-you-did-it-with-the-bald-dude-down-the-hall kind of mad. I mean, I’ve been all those types of mad before. But I’ve never been so angry before that my boob fell out of my top.

That glorious wardrobe mishap nearly happened to ageless sexy Halle Berry on the morning pickup run to retrieve her especially named child with her former husband or boyfriend or what have you. Halle got so pissed at the pissable (but highly necessarily) paparazzi, that her whole body shook, nearly freeing her amazing 45-year old boob (well, perhaps a bit newer) from its comfortable nest. Would that she were just a bit angrier; we were so close to having our pudding without eating any meat. Enjoy.

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