I lust all things Cheryl Cole. Oh, but to find a used slipper, perchance a personal item of intimate hygiene, or just some old DVR recordings of her on X-Factor, to engage my peepers upon the passion-inducing hotness that is Cheryl Cole. But, now, the opportunity to see Cheryl twelve months out of the year upon the wall of my boudoir, betwixt my ‘Beers of the World’ poster and a photo of me and a Hulk Hogan cutout, it’s almost too much to dream. Check out this early look at some of the photos destined for the 2012 Cheryl Cole calendar and see if you aren’t thinking sneaky sniff of the slipper too. Enjoy.