Oh, Candice Swanepoel, this name is hotness.
You know my tragic tale of woe each month as the neighborhood children taunt and flame me each month as a large collection of women’s fashion magazines arrive at the doorstep to my pied-à-terre, but, he who ogles last ogles best. And this month’s Allure magazine featuring the uber-sexy Candice Swanepoel, be still my throbbing lower heart. Oh, sure, there are too many clothes and definitely too many bubbles, and maybe a bit artsy-styly, but, underneath it all, the gloriously hot Candice, just evoking all sorts of ideas you simply can’t mention aloud in front of polite company, not that you know much polite company, but assuming you did. Enjoy.