How to end a day of sexy celebrity hotness? The same way it basically started. With the uber-sexy Candice Swanepoel. The honey in my tea. The dew on my morning leaves (you thought I was going to say ‘morning wood’, didn’t you, you dirty bastard). So hot here on St. Barts shooting her latest and great upcoming V.S. bikini photoshoot. I really am going to start crying again. Just look at that female body. Just like I imagined they could be as a boy in my bed. Enjoy.