There are two kinds of pictures convicts take of themselves: those prior to sentencing, where they’re looking contrite and humbled, and those afterward, where they are usually drunk and grinning. If you’re in Hollywood, the latter tend to look more like these Karissa Shannon and sister Kristina Shannon bikini pictures from a pool party with Playboy friends put on for Sam Jones III,( a.k.a. Petey from Smallville, a.k.a. the dude in the Karissa Shannon sex tape who loved copious lotion) whose conviction for moving more OxyContin than Walgreens netted him but a single year upcoming in the Federal Big House. Apparently, this was quite good news, because not only did Karissa Shannon take him back as her boyfriend, she put on this snazzy little tiny-swimsuit fiesta for Petey in his backyard. I haven’t seen anything so romantic since Bonnie met Clyde.. Enjoy.