I have a feeling you people are not Internet virgins. The cornucopia of concupiscence you produce each week, it’s stunning, so much so that we can barely tip the iceberg of sextastic indulgence offered up by our faithful readers. Nevertheless, choose we must, a sampling of Reader Finds this week including a pinktastic new set of Michelle Hunziker MILF and daughter bikini shots, Penelope Cruz two love bags from the vault, Hot Import Nights girl turned Playboy skintastic, Julri Waters, K. Kardashian lookalike and new Bush boot knocker, Melissa Molinaro,even more Selena Gomez animated hotness, and a big chested hello to Kari Byron. It’s a big handful of hotness all the way around.
Let’s kick it off with a continuation of the bikini-epic mother daughter fantastical ever-so-wrong candids from the vacation of my belusted Swiss Miss, Michelle Hunziker, and her teenaged daughter, Aurora Ramazzotti, courtesy of EgoReader ‘Dirk B’. Since I’m not allowed to say so much here in regard to fantasies of an adult nature, I shall inversely state that seem MILF and daughter in matching pink bikinis does not lessen the chance of such very wrong thoughts popping brainward. I blame ‘Dirk’ for this one.
Well, thank you very much to super-loyalista superfan ‘Mel G.’ for correcting me in a post earlier this week where I boldly and mathematically-errantly said that sensational senorita Penelope Cruz had been providing me delicious eye candy for ten years now, as clearly, Abres Los Ojos, came out in 1997, as did my first ever ill-gotten sneaky glimpse of the Cruz cannons, a boobtastic revelation of the Spanish variety. Oh, my. It has been fourteen years.
Now, I must admit, when a reader named ‘DeVoo’ submits a finding, I’m suspicious. When it’s a of a girl named Julri, who sounds familiar, but I can’t quite put my finger on her name, I get even more suspicious, but, when it turns out to be an amazingly bare boobtastic Twitpic from the blazing Asian with the real life Playboy chest puppies, Julri Waters, well, I’m just downright giddy, and just a bit drooly. Wowzer.
Muchos gracias to ‘Ryan B’ for digging into the background of Melissa Molinaro, the new Reggie Bush girlfriend who looks like the old Reggie Bush girlfriend, who is trying to climb to the top of the ranks of the model/singer/waitress totem pole the same way the owl tried to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop. Apparently, Melissa has gone by a few different last names, including the creative ‘Smith’, under which she was a sports website model, with a few of her poses d’ yesteryear contained herein. Like a visual resume.
Finally, a general shoutout to your GIF searchers and seekers, a multitude of whom sent in both a delightful downblouse shot of our barely legal donna prima, Selena Gomez, and another set of you, fapping fanboys one and all, who finally get to see your object d’ nerdtime lust, Kari Byron, make her way onto Egotastic! courtesy of a chesty little bit of myth busting. Enjoy.