Mi corazon go boom boom boom.
The last time we saw Natalia Paris, she was humping one very lucky teddy bear. The uber-hot Colombian supermodel and reported ex-girlfriend of a very dead major Cali drug cartel leader (hey, who hasn't had a questionable boyfriend or girlfriend in the past?) is being honored this month by SoHo, the keeper of all things sextastic in Colombia, for just being smoking good looking and hot-bodied. I couldn't imagine a more important honorarium. Someday, when I get the Winnebago down the Pan American Highway and into Colombia, I'm going to look up Natalia Paris. And in the four seconds between the time I ogle her chest and the time my life is taken from me, I'm going to be one very happy man. Enjoy.