N-Dubz Meets X-Factor: Tulisa Contostavlos Celebrates Her Birthday in Upskirt Style

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Get to know Tulisa Contostavlos. Don't worry so much about pronouncing her name correctly, but get to know her face, and, well, her knickers. This N-Dubz phenom is pretty much taking England by storm, advancing quickly from the ranks of the unknown to hip music star to now, X-Factor judge. She is becoming a well known hottie quantity very quickly. And while I can't say I favor her music so much, I shall not look with anything but lust upon Greek hotties, because they all remind me of hot ancient goddesses come to life to make sure men worship at their sandal-covered feet. Which, of course, I will gladly do. Because, when you're down there doing the worshipping thing, you can peep up their togas to see, in this case, some lovely black lace panties. It's epically win-win.

Happy Birthday, Tulisa. Welcome to Egotastic!

Be sure to check out Tulisa in her see-through spandex outfits at Guilfest in Surrey from over the weekend. Rather lycratastic.