Finally, this Friends With Benefits media monstrosity is set to hit the streets, because I’m literally sitting beneath a pile of promotional material here so deep, it’s making it hard to find all the good porn on my desk. Not that I’m not looking forward to seeing the sexier moments of the strikingly hot Mila Kunis in this certain-to-be more romantic than naughty comedy based upon yet another Craigslist-era hipster shorthand (still waiting for Casual Encounters, The Movie to be made).
Still, Mila looked all kinds of smoking hot in her little red dress at last night’s premiere, and she was good enough to bring along a few Friends With Uber-Hotness, including Emmanuelle Chriqui, Irina Shayk, and Emma Stone. All of whom, by the way, if I were making this movie, would be the stars of a film about four hot girls who like to get nekkid and have casual, but committed making of the sexy before, during, and after shower time. But that’s just me, a man who has had enough Justin Timberlake to last a lifetime and would prefer to see hot nekkid celebrity girls soaping each other’s supremely awesome bodies. I doubt I’m alone in this regard. Enjoy.