(Okay, I was going to say a fifth of Grey Goose, but I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt since it was just her birthday.)
I'm sorry, but I'm still down with Lindsay Lohan. I think one month of fake sober living and the threat of losing her freedom and ability to shop and party has given Lindsay Lohan a new lease on life. Seen here on the beach for a 4th of July party, Lindsay looks healthy and fit (as she did at her birthday party the night before) and awake during the daylight hours, which is a good sign for our former ginger, now blonde hottie. Enjoy.