Forget the end of the world, 2012 is going to be the Year of Kate Beckinsale as the uber-hot brunette will return to the silver screen in two epic films, reprising the role of Lori, from Total Recall, first made memorable by Sharon Stone, kicking Arnold Schwarzenegger ass in her little red tube top, and second, returning to her role of Selene, the world's sexiest sucker, in the next installment of Underworld. Either one of these cinematic Backinsale sextastic ventures would be enough, dayenu, but two? It's almost too much to wrap the Egotastic! mind around. We'll need to exercise our libidos between now and then. Enjoy.