Julianne Hough is starting to grow on me. Or maybe it’s the other way around. But when a celeb actually looks good without any makeup on, all wet and unbothered, my heart grows that much fonder. If I put out of my mind momentarily the fact that she’s providing sweet beardly services for Ryan Seacrest, I can almost see the two of us together someday, on a beach, her toned bikini body laying next to my own, slightly less toned body, both of us quite wet from perspiration, especially me if any heavy lifting is involved, her turning to me and saying, ‘Wake up, dummy, you’re dreaming.’ It could be epic. Enjoy.