What to do when your husband (purportedly) knocks up January Jones while filming X-Men? But of course, you pose all kinky in Vogue in the Motherland and show some stern resolve. A win-win situation as far as I'm concerned. Claudia Schiffer is a veteran hottie who when you throw a hard stick or riding crop into her hands, suddenly becomes a dominatrix of some distinction. I'm not saying I hope Claudia's husband knocks up more young Hollywood starlets so that she does even kinkier photos, but, when life gives you lemons, if you're Claudia Schiffer, you squeeze them into the cuts of your Submissive until he screams with delight. Enjoy.