As you know, celebrity Twitpics are one of the greatest modern day ogler-friendly phenomenons -- the sextastic pics come right to us. It's like manna from Heaven. Or, if you will, the sober version of celebrity cell phone picture scandals. A few Twitpics came out over the weekend, just demanding a second, third, and fourth look.
Why do I find this so damn hot? Yes, I'm into every known fetish under the sun (or moons), but this 'owling' nonsense is just as idiotic as 'planking' before it. Posing in a thoughtful squat for a random photo was probably fun up until about the fifth grade, when you discovered grown up music, drugs, and the opposite sex. And, yes, I am a grumpy old man. But, I must admit, seeing Hilary Duff squatting on her dining room table? It's kind of making me hungry.
Wherefore art thou, Peter Brady? Separation and pending divorce, not to mention loss of frequent diner card privileges at Koo Koo Roo, have not slowed up hot-bodied Adrianne Curry from twipicking her amazing boobtastic and flesh-curves out to the known universe. And, thank goodness for that. I've always suspected that Adrianne Curry's primary avocation was suntanning; this helps confirm it. Next stop, Comic-Con.
Maria Menounos, we simply don't ever see enough of you. Your previous bikini picture candids have certainly thrilled us with some lovely slips, and while this Twipic remains fairly tame, it does remind me of how often I use you in the deep recesses of my brain between 3:04 AM and 3:07 AM most sleepnights. Ironically, that's a good two minutes more time than you'd have if we were together in the flesh. Enjoy.